DJ
Floor-fillers, no fillers.
I've got the kit, the records, the lights, and twelve years of watching what works. The bit I bring that you can't book elsewhere is reading the room — knowing when to play Mr Brightside and when to drop Sweet Caroline.
Weddings
First dance through to last orders. Curated playlist beforehand, but I'll deviate if the floor is telling me to.
Birthdays & Parties
30ths, 40ths, 50ths, 60ths, surprise dos, divorces. (Yes, divorces — the only gig genre that always pays cash.)
Pubs & Clubs
Friday/Saturday residencies, themed nights, vinyl-only sessions. House sound or I'll bring the rig.
What's in the box
Pioneer CDJ-3000s · DJM-900NXS2 · 2.4kW QSC PA · LED par lighting · 2 wireless mics · setup & teardown included · public liability + PAT-tested kit
From the dance floor
Recent wins.
We've had DJs. We've had comedians. We've never had both in the same person — it's like getting two acts for the price of one and a half.
Need a DJ?
Tell me the date, the venue, and how late you want it loud.