What I do
Three Jobs. One booking.
Most acts do one thing. I do Three - and quite a lot of clients book me for two or three of them in the same night.
By the numbers
Fifteen years. Seven hundred-odd nights. Zero memories left on the bench.
12+
Years on the mic
640+
Gigs played
5★
Average review
0
Brendas left on the bench
Recent rooms
Where I've been lately.
Kind words
Don't take my word for it. Take theirs.
Jamie ran our wedding from the speeches right through to the last dance. Had Auntie Maureen on the floor by 9pm — that's all you need to know.
Booked him for the Sportsman's Dinner thinking we'd get a few chuckles — got a standing ovation. Already booked him for next year.
We've had DJs. We've had comedians. We've never had both in the same person — it's like getting two acts for the price of one and a half.
Upcoming
Where you can catch me next.
22
May
2026
Stand-up
Friday Night Comedy
The Citadel · St. Helens
Headlining a packed bill of North West talent. Expect dad jokes, observational bits, and at least one story about Asda car park.
upcoming
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14
Jun
2026
Compere
Northern Business Awards
Hilton Deansgate · Manchester
Hosting the 2026 awards across 14 categories. Black tie, sharp lines, looser later.
upcoming
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26
Jul
2026
DJ Set
Summer Sessions
Lion Hotel · Liverpool
All-vinyl 90s & 00s set. The classics, the bangers, and a couple of curveballs.
upcoming
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Got a date in mind?
Tell me what you've got — venue, date, vibe — and I'll send back a number the same day.