Pick your night
A menu, of sorts.
Tap any card for the full picture — kit, length, price guide, the lot.
On the decks
DJ Sets
Wedding floor-fillers, club bangers, dad-rock at the rugby club — read the room, smash the room.
On the mic
Compere & MC
Awards nights, charity dos, sportsman dinners — keeping the running order tight and the room laughing.
Headline sets
Stand-up Comedy
20-, 30- or 45-minute sets. Clean, blue, or somewhere in between — your call, your crowd.
Full-day package
Weddings
Master of ceremonies, evening DJ, the whole shebang. One supplier, one less thing to worry about.
On-brand, on-time
Corporate & Awards
Conferences, awards ceremonies, Christmas parties. Polished without being boring.
Hosted nights
Quiz & Bingo Nights
Pub quizzes, cash bingo, fundraiser specials — written, hosted, scored. Every team goes home thinking they were robbed.
Common questions
The bit you'd ring me to ask.
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How far do you travel?
logistics
Anywhere in the North West and North Wales is included. Further afield — Yorkshire, Midlands, Scotland — let's chat. Travel & accommodation gets added if it's a long one.
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Can you do clean comedy?
comedy
Yes. I do family-friendly, pub-friendly, and "this is the FD's leaving do, please don't make it weird" friendly. Tell me the room and the brief, and I'll write to it.
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Do you supply your own gear?
logistics
Yes — full PA, lighting, mics, decks, the lot. For bigger rooms (200+) I'll bring extra rig or suggest who to hire. All PAT-tested, all PLI'd.
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Can I send you a song list?
weddings
Please do. "Must play" and "do not play" lists are the secret to a happy bride. I'll mix your list with what's working in the room on the night.
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How much do you charge?
booking
Depends on date, distance, and length of set. Friday weddings are cheaper than Saturday weddings. Christmas is busy. Send me the basics and I'll send a number back the same day.
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Do you take a deposit?
booking
Yes — 20% to hold the date, balance the week before. Card, transfer, or — if you must — a fistful of fivers on the night.
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What if I want comedy AND a DJ set?
booking
That's the most common ask, actually. Saves you booking two acts. The package is cheaper than the sum of the parts.
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Can you MC awards / read scripts?
corporate
Yep. Send me the running order a week before, I'll learn the names (yes — even the difficult ones), and we'll do a 10-minute soundcheck on the day.
Sound about right?
Throw me the date and the venue. I'll send a number back today.