Corporate & Awards

Polished. On time. Doesn't get the brand name wrong.

Corporate

Corporate doesn't have to mean tepid.

Most corporate hosts make it through the awards without offending anyone. Mine make it through the awards and get your finance director on the dance floor by 11pm. Different bar.

Awards Ceremonies

Hosted, scripted, run on time. I'll learn the difficult names (yes — even those ones) and write a one-liner intro for every category that lifts the room.

Conferences & Annual Dinners

Day or evening compere — keeping the agenda moving and the audience awake. Particularly good after lunch.

Christmas Parties

The full package — host the meal, comedy bit between courses, then DJ until the office decides it's time to be sensible (about 2am).

Product Launches

On-brand, on-time, on-message. Briefed up front, scripted with you, delivered without the cringe of "engagement activities".

Risk-managed entertainment

Full PLI insurance · PAT-tested kit · DBS-checked · NDAs signed without quibble · standard 24-hour cancellation policy · same-day post-event report on what worked

From the boardroom

Recent corporate wins.

Worked the room all night, kept the awards bit moving, and somehow had our finance director up dancing. That alone deserves the fee.
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Got an awards night to host?

Throw me the date, the running order and the brand. Quote back inside a day.